Ever wonder what it would be like if you had exactly the same life that you already have now, only you were famous?

Yeah, me neither. But I get sort of a taste of it from this post at Annie's Day, about our fabulous dinner last night. We had this extravagant, trendy 9-course meal thing which she can explain better than I can; to me it was all tiny food in giant bowls.

If you read to the end, either you're obsessed with trendy Japanese cuisine, or else you're stalking one of us. Maybe more inviting-- check out this photo gallery, one photo of each of 9 sumptuous, tiny little courses.

She took tremendous liberties with the dialogue; I was really far wittier. Eh, tabloids. Whadaya gonna do?