I've resisted turning on that word verification feature, which prevents spam comments but which requires you, dear reader, to type in the secret word in order to be able to comment. I have been resisting as long as possible-- you, dear reader, your interests always come first here at APW-- but the amount of spam that has been generated as APW goes increasingly mainstream has made it necessary to block these awful purveyors of dieting and HGH and unnaturally long (in duration) erections, in order to assure the best reading and posting experience possible for you, dear reader.

By the way, trhere's some guy who gives banjo lessons...