Paris Hilton for President?
Friday, June 29, 2007
Larry King got the big "get" this week, dedicating the entire hour Wednesday night to Paris Hilton (On the Daily Show, Michael Moore reported that he was bumped for Paris.) Sadly, I missed the show. But according to Nielsen Media Research, 3.2 million other Americans did not. That's three times King's usual audience. Better still, It exceeds the audiences for the last two CNN presidential debates (2.78 million and 2.05 million respectively.)What does that say about us as a people-- that we are more interested in this modern-day but way-skankier Gabor sister than we are in who we elect for President? I don't know. But it makes me wonder iff Hillary should consider flashing a little crotch the next time she shimmies out of a limo.
Posted by: --josh-- @ 11:55 AM
1) If the polls showed that a sufficient number of voters would like to see a crotch shot, don't you think she'd give them one?
2)Would it then be the first crotch shot ever to be featured on the front page of the NY Times?
The first crotch? Probably. The first asshole? Not even close.
ba-bump!
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