Have you heard that conservative "pundits" (i.e., twits on Fox with their own soap box) have got their knickers all in a twist because, apparently, the movie Happy Feet is really a thinly veiled parable about homosexuality? (as Lewis Black vented, "How homophobic do you have to be to see the gay agenda in a kids' movie?") Apparently there isn't enough real news this week to occupy them (outside of the question of whether the War on Christmas is now an all out civil war.)

Naturally, I assumed the whole thing was preposterous. But then, last weekend I decided to go and see the film with my 2-year-old daughter. And I think maybe the Fox pundits with the penguin gaydar are on to something.

Because, unaccountably, ever since I've seen the film, all I can think about is fucking a penguin up the ass.

Labels: The politics