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The Spy Who Loved Me (Yeah, I Wish)
Friday, March 16, 2007
This is the lovely Valerie Plame Wilson, the CIA agent "outed" by various and sundry members of the Bush administration in retaliation for the fact that her husband gave lie to Bush's claim (and justification for war) that Saddam Hussein had tried to buy yellowcake from Niger.

Here she is again, with some anonymous guy. (OK, its her husband.) If you ask me, she's totally Grrr! But more to the point, if I saw her at a party, across a crowded room, in that sexy white dress, this is what I'd be thinking: "Yo. who's Mata Hari over there?" See, in the intricate pathways of my mind, this is exactly how I expect spies to look (I mean, the girl ones.)

I'd tell her anything she wanted to know. If she took my hands in hers and asked desperately, I'd use my cell phone to take pictures of confidential documents. I'd tango her out of danger in a crowded room, no questions asked.

She's a tasty little morsel of spyness, is what I'm saying.

But I wonder how big a secret it could have been that she was a spy, because as I say, when I dream about spies, they look just like this. And also, I'm tied to a chair.

Posted by: --josh-- @ 2:09 PM  

At 3/16/2007 8:14 PM, Blogger David Bellel said...   

Hey Josh,
Is there a celebrity vagina site for Valerie?

At 3/16/2007 11:08 PM, Blogger --josh-- said...   

Not yet. But check this space often.

At 3/17/2007 1:45 PM, Anonymous Annie said...   

I think she'd look more spy-like if her dress, shoes, and hair were black, like Natasha's.

I hesitate to write "Natasha Badenov" because I don't think that liaison with Boris was ever official.

She was a bad, bad, woman. But a terrific spy.

At 3/19/2007 1:57 PM, Blogger --josh-- said...   

Annie, if you recall Spy vs. Spy from Mad Magazine, you'll remember that OUR spies would be dressed in white, their spies in black.

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